Next update: Why I'll Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

I'm pretty sure that in an apocalypse scenario, I'll be one of the people that survives. Especially if it's a zombie apocalypse. That's because I'm a genius. In the next day or so, I'll post my article on why I'll survive a zombie apocalypse. If I've learned anything from movies and television... actually, I've only learned things from movies and television... it's that most people will be killed in a zombie outbreak and that's because most people are pretty stupid. Anyway, I'll save my arguments for my article.  

Check back in the next 24-48 hours. Maybe 72 hours. No more than 120... probably.